Tom Cruise is crazy...crazy about riding his bike on the C&O Canal towpath.
Anyone see Mr. Couch Jumper pedaling along the C&O Canal trail with wifey Katie Holmes this weekend? The pair were joined by Redskins owner Dan Snyder and wife Tanya plus two beefy bodyguards, according to The Post. Their trip ended at the Georgetown waterfront (where Tom signed autographs).
Seriously..Katie Holmes was riding a bicycle and I didn't get to see that. It would be better than her shocking scene at the end of The Gift. Photos? Anyone?
In addition, Lance Armstrong was in town.
Legendary cyclist Lance Armstrong led a rally of cancer survivors clamoring for a passage of cancer-screening legislation in Upper Senate Park on Wednesday.
The 200 survivors from around the country, clad in yellow shirts, serenaded Lance with a chant of “Live Strong!” as he made his entrance.
But, it's not really a surprise to see him on a bike.
[I've lived here nearly 10 years, and I never knew that was called Upper Senate Park. Kinda lame actually.]
DAN SNYDER ON THE C&O CANAL?!?! That makes me mad enough to fight.
If you ride by his ostentatious, nuevo riche McMansion, you'll see that half-pint clear cut the woods, from his house, almost to the river. It looks like a B-52 strike came through.
It's a good thing he rides with bodyguards, because if I saw him, he WOULD be going in to the canal.
Posted by: IFollowRules | May 28, 2007 at 08:38 AM